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| My father has always said to me: "Son, you're not a real man until you've made a girl gag on your cock whilst giving you head." Which is why I haven't washed mine for months. |    |
Joke by t84, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged washing , cheese , smeg , gag , blow job - Current Score: 146 - Added: 4 months ago
| Last night, my wife asked me if I wanted to share what our fantasies are with each other! She told me hers, having sex in a public place. When I told her mine she threw me out! Apparently, gagging her sister and forcing her to take it up the arse isn't appropriate! Women, eh? | |
Joke by ACyberVortex, in Sex and shit > Fantasies - Tagged wife , sex , fantasies , sister , arse , gag , gagging , women - Current Score: 123 - Added: 4 months ago
| When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , gag , whistle - Current Score: 70 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Last night I told my most recent conquest I was going to take her up the arse and she didnt say a word. I'm so glad I bought that gag from the sex shop. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , gag , sex - Current Score: 51 - Added: 3 months ago
| Apparently, small children can choke on nuts. In my experience, they gag on cock too. | |
Joke by Drunken Hobo, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged cock , children , nuts , gag , choke - Current Score: 37 - Added: 3 months ago
| I take rape very seriously: the planning, the gagging.... | |
Joke by doga69, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , plan , gag , serious - Current Score: 4 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago
| I met a bloke down the pub the other day who vomited every time he told a joke. "What the fuck's wrong with you, man?" I asked. "Oh, it's just my gag reflex," he replied. | |
Joke by dicer, in Illness and mortality > Vomit - Tagged throwing up , jokes , gag - Current Score: -3 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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