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| It's my mate's birthday today. He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it. |    |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Mates - Tagged celebrate , gamble , drink , smoke , birthday - Current Score: 156 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| While walking down the street, a bum asks a man for £2. "Will you buy booze?" the man asks, to which the bum replies "No." "Will you gamble it away?" Once again the bum replies "No." Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?" | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Jokes with no home > Homeless - Tagged gamble , drinking , homeless , bum - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 months ago
| Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling." So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him." The teacher says OK, she can handle it. The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny." She says yes I know who you are. Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt." The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet. She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole. That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why. So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost." The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem." Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your ass before the day was over." | |
Joke by mediator, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged gamble - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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