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| What's the definition of 'Endless Love'? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. |    |
Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , endless , endless love , love , tennis , play , playing , stevie , wonder , stevie wonder , ray , charles , ray charles , game - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), if he guessed correctly, he would get his Free sex. The buyer then guessed (8), the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed (2) this time, again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "No it aint, Billy Ray, it's not rigged-my wife won twice last week." | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , petrol , game , corrupt - Current Score: 53 - Added: 8 months, 30 days ago
| Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Gamer And Real World - Tagged computer , games , computer games , gamer , pacman , pac man , game , gaming , kids , drugs , music , electronic , marcus brigstocke - Current Score: 44 - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago
| Have you heard about the new Jewish game show? It's called 'The Price Is Too Much'. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , jewish , game , tv - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month ago
| I lost my wife last thursday.... oh what a game of cards that was. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , cards , game - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| A man walked up to the ticket office and asked to buy a ticket for the match that afternoon. "Sorry,there isn't a match today," came the reply. "But there must be," he argued,"there's always a match on saturday afternoon." "Well there isn't today,"replied the official impatiently. "Well i don't believe you," persisted the man , "you're having me on." "Now look here,you moron,read my lips. There is no M-A-T-F-C-H this afternoon,okay?" "But there isn't an F in match," retorted the fan angrily. "Thats what i've been trying to fucking tell you!" yelled the official. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , sport , game - Current Score: 13 - Added: 10 months ago
| ** New from MB games ** INCEST - A game full of fun for all the family | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , game , family - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 months ago
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