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| What do you call an Indian with pink hair? Gandhi floss. |    |
Joke by DavidCollom, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , indian , gandhi - Current Score: 39 - Added: 11 months ago
| Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Gandhi - Tagged gandhi - Current Score: 17 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago
| When Mrs. Ghandi went to Moscow, Khrushchev took her for a tour of the city in his limo. Recalling his visit to India, he started giving her a hard time about the sanitary conditions there. "When I was in Delhi, I saw human excrement lying everywhere." Poor Mrs. Ghandi was terribly embarrassed, but only for a moment, because just ahead was a man sitting on his heels, shitting on the side of the road. She pointed this out. Khrushchev was livid and didn't hesitate: "Driver, get out immediately and shoot that man!" The driver got out, walked up to the man with his gun drawn, spoke briefly, and then returned to the car. "Sir, I can't shoot that man, he's the Indian ambassador." | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged indian , khrushchev , gandhi - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
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