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| One day a builder got home a little early, and found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage. He then secured the man's cock in a vice. The man shitting himself screamed "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" "Nope," replied the builder, "You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." |    |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged builder , man , wife , garage , fire - Current Score: 159 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Hollywood are going to make a film about a black cocaine dealer. It's called ''Chocolate and the Charlie Factory.'' | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged cocaine , black , charlie , garage , factory , film , racist , coke - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged car , ferrari , dead , baby , babies , dead babies , pile , garage - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| Men drive too fast, we are told, because the car is an extension of the penis. But if it were, men would surely not drive too fast; they would just back in and out of the garage. Or maybe just polish it all the time. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , garage , extension , men - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months ago
| Prince Charles goes down the sewers to meet some drainage workers. He is introduced to old Alf, who's been working in the sewers for forty years. "This work is far more interesting than you may think" says Alf to Charles, "for instance, see that turd over there? You can tell that's from the hairdressers on the High Street, because of all the bits of cut hair stuck to it" "Mmm, fascinating," says the Prince. "And, you see that one over there?" says Alf. "Well that's from the garage on the next industrial estate, you can tell by the oily sheen on it." "Extraordinary," says the Prince, "what about that rather large one, over there, in the corner?" asks the Prince. "Why," says Alf, "thats from my very own house, that's one of my wife's turds." "Incredible!" exclaims Charles, "how on earth can you tell?" "Easy," replies Alf, "it's got my sandwiches tied to it." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Toilet - Tagged turd , sandwiches , garage , hairdressers , sewer , billy connolly - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's the difference between a yellow lamborghini and a dead hooker with cum in her eyes, mouth, arse, and ears? I don't have a yellow lamborghini in my garage. | |
Joke by StPaeda, in Illness and mortality > Dead Hookers - Tagged dead hookers , lamborghini , garage - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I took my car to the garage today and asked the mechanic to change the spark plugs. "Are they Champion?" he asked. "No", I replied, "They're fucked". | |
Joke by northerngeorge, in Jokes with no home > Car - Tagged car , mechanic , champion , fucked , garage , dave spikey - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 week ago
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