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| It has been reported this morning that the head gardener at the White House has today been sacked. On protesting his innocence, he is reported as saying, "Honestly I did nothing wrong. All I did was to go into the Oval Office and asked if anyone had seen the spade." |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged gardening , sacked , spade - Current Score: 116 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| My wife wanted to try a new sex position last night, which she called "The Wheelbarrow". "Basically I place my hands on the floor while you grab my legs from behind and stick it in. You get the idea don't you?" she asked. I sure did. I carried the bitch to the garden and told her to pull out some weeds. | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Sex and shit > Karma Sutra - Tagged sex position , wheelbarrow , garden , gardening , weeds - Current Score: 46 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| I wish my lawn were emo; then it would cut itself. | |
Joke by clocky, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged emo , self-harm , gardening - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call a man with a spade in his head? "Shit at gardening." | |
Joke by discostu, in Jokes with no home > Man - Tagged shit , gardening , spade , head - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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