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| Why does the French flag have Velcro? So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war. |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged garlic , frogs legs , horse eating tossers , when two tribes go to war - Current Score: 291 - Added: 9 months ago
| Following the horrific murders of two French students in a South London flat, it transpires the first police officer on the scene had to rush to open the window to be sick. PC Hargreaves later said, "the stench of garlic was overwhelming and I doubt they'd had a bath since they arrived here". | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Celebrity and news events > Student murders - Tagged garlic , french , stabbing , students , smell - Current Score: 154 - Added: 4 months ago
| A single kiss can contain; 40,000 parasites, 250 types of bacteria and 0.45g of fat. A French Kiss is the same, but it also contains Garlic and Dog shit. | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged kiss , bacteria , garlic , french , shit - Current Score: 70 - Added: 5 months ago
| "It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us." | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged wankers , garlic , onions , poofs , mjc - Current Score: 21 - Added: 5 months ago
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