Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| Gary Glitter.... He would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids. |    |
Joke by Kezmo, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , scooby , doo , kids , paedophilia - Current Score: 222 - Added: 1 month ago
| I've just sold my house for £250,000.........the council are going to go fucking mental. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged council , house , mental , gary , glitter - Current Score: 145 - Added: 1 week ago
| What do Gary Glitter and a Kodak film have in common? They both come in a small yellow box. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , box , yellow , come , cum , gary , glitter - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between Gary Glitter and his songs? Nothing, they both touched me when I was young. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , touched , paedo , difference , young , songs - Current Score: 121 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I hope Gary Glitter grows his hair back before his inevitable comeback tour. At the moment, with his big bald head and huge beard, he looks like a fucking paedophile. | |
Joke by ghost, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , kids , up the arse , paedophile , cunt , twat , ugly , queer - Current Score: 117 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| What sparkles like a diamond, and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring? Gary Glitter. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , gary , glitter , school , school girl , ring , girl , small , diamond - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man is casually strolling through an Asian desert when he discovers a black lamp. For the hell of it, he rubs the lamp, and to his surprise an evil-looking genie pops out. "Hello master," says the genie. "I can now grant you three evil wishes." "Wow," the man says. "What's the catch?" "Your first wish must be for revenge," says the evil genie. "OK, Jade Goody has annoyed me countless times on the TV," says the man. "I wish she gets cancer. That'll teach her." "It is done," the genie obeys. "Your second wish must give comeuppance in an evil manner." "Fine. Kerry Katona has far too much money, and she's a fucking awful mother. I wish she becomes bankrupt." "It is done," grants the genie. "Your third and final wish must frustrate millions." "I wish to get a plane back to the UK." "It is done, Mr. Glitter." | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged jade goody , kerry katona , bankrupt , cancer , genie , wishes , three , evil , gary , glitter , paedo , paedophille - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| What do you get if you cross Gary Glitter and Jonathan King? Depends what age you are | |
Joke by karlgent, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged gary , jonathan , king - Current Score: 3 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| Britain for the first time has more pensioners than teenagers. What a terrifying statistic for the countries paedophiles. No wonder Gary Glitter didn't want to come back. | |
Joke by daniel., in Jokes with no home > Mock The Week - Tagged mock the week , gary , glitter , paedophile - Current Score: 3 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Gary Glitter's finally got a date for his release from jail...she's an eight-year-old Vietnamese girl. | |
Joke by hamandmince, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged glitter , gary - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.04ms doing 12 queries and 0.09s processing. She's 1.10% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel