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| Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill. |    |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , suicide , gas , bill , death , jews , holocaust - Current Score: 262 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| What runs along walls and kills Jews? Gas Pipes. | |
Joke by omgitsruss, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , holocaust , gas , pipes - Current Score: 177 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Two Dyslexics working in a kitchen. The first say's "Can you smell Gas?" The second replies "I can't even smell my own name!!" | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexia , gas , smell - Current Score: 155 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| When I was a kid my dad taught me that saving money was a great idea. Whenever I had a spare penny, he told me to put it in my blue box. When I had enough I would swap them for a ten pence and put them in my red box. When I had enough tens, I would swap them for a fifty pence and put them in my black box. Took me years to learn that I was feeding the fucking gas meter. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Parenting - Tagged theiving fucking parents , gas - Current Score: 145 - Added: 1 month ago
| All this bollocks about preventing Global Warming is getting on my tits. Surely with the price of Gas and Electricity, Global Warming is the way forward? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Global Warming - Tagged global warming , gas , electricity - Current Score: 85 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Why don't Jews shower? They're not falling for that again! | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , germany , gas , death , shower , holocaust - Current Score: 78 - Added: 8 months ago
| How do you stop a black guy from going out? Pour on some more fuel | |
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , black , burn , petrol , gas - Current Score: 56 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago
| Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.' The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.' The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!' The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.' 'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch. Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?' The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his dick around himself twice and then stick it in his ear. | |
Joke by klippies, in Sex and shit > Cock - Tagged alien , dick , arizona , gas , pump , night , gun , fire , weapon , smoking , creature - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 week ago
| How many Americans does it take to buy a gallon of gas? 250,000 to seize it and one to pump it. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged seize , americans , gas - Current Score: 27 - Added: 11 months ago
| What's long, grey and runs around German showers? The gas pipe. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged gas , showers - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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