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| Michael Owen is in a nightclub. He spots a gorgeous young lady in there, and he goes up to her, squeezes her arse and asks her if she fancies a shag. She says: "Blimey, you're a little forward, aren't you?" |    |
Joke by laba, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged michael owen , michael , owen , little , man , forward , football , world , cup , slag , woman , shag , horny , gash , club , alcohol - Current Score: 140 - Added: 1 month ago
| I'm not saying my wife's cunt is big... but it has it's own Flag | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > cunt - Tagged gash , slash , hack , minge , bucket , gravity boots - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
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