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| I got asked to judge 'Mr Gay UK' the other week. I said no problem, he's immoral, against nature and he's going to hell. |    |
Joke by Randall, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged jimmy carr , gay , good with colours , gays , queer , fag , poo pusher , marmite miner , anal archer , rectum raider , cock jockey , sausage jocky , shit stabber , gaylord , fudge packer , homosexual , uphill gardener - Current Score: 126 - Added: 1 year ago
| So let me see if I've got this straight about the Church of England. They are short of good Bishops, people who wear big red frocks and parade up and down generally making themselves the centre of attention, spending half their time getting involved in trivial arguments about what flowers should go where or droning on at a bored audience. But they don't want women or gays doing it? Talk about making life difficult for yourself.... | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged women. bishops , gays , church - Current Score: 49 - Added: 4 months ago
| Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy - and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman name Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick." | |
Joke by kidneykutter, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged heaven , gays - Current Score: 40 - Added: 7 months, 26 days ago
| Which is better, being born black or gay? Black, because you don't have to tell your parents. | |
Joke by jazza l s, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , gays - Current Score: 21 - Added: 5 months ago
| While I agree with a healthier Britain, I'm totally against the Government's statement on four fruits a day. I've worn myself out trawling all the gay pubs and clubs and, on top of that, my fucking arsehole is shot to shit. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged arsehole , gays , fruit , government - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 months ago
| Some ghosts tried putting the willies up me earlier. I told them to fuck off, I'm not that way inclined. | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Jokes with no home > Halloween - Tagged ghosts , gays , halloween - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? He came home shit faced. | |
Joke by Ray Pest, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gays , shit - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month ago
| I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy. | |
Joke by squid, in Jokes with no home > Homosexuality - Tagged gay , gays , gay marriage , divorce , jimmy carr - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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