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Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery.

"We're glad to have him back!" said Kevin Keegan.
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Joke by fuckingliability, in Celebrity and news events > Gazza - Tagged gazza , gascoigne , newcastle , retard , football , keegan  - Current Score: 110 - Added: 9 months ago

'I just saw Gazza having sex with a Teletubby!'

'No way!'

'Yes, he's fucking La-La'
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Joke by fuckingliability, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged gazza , gascoigne , football , teletubbies  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 9 months ago

I bought Gazza's old car on ebay the other day. It's useless though - every time it reaches 40 it breaks down.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Gazza - Tagged gazza  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 8 months ago

Who sits in a nursery and plays with crayons?

Gazza!!!!!
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Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged gazza , paul , gascoigne , mental , asylum  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 9 months ago

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