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| A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come upon a wishing well. The woman leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a quarter. Her husband decides he wants to make a wish, also. Unfortunately, he leans over too far, falls down into the well, and drowns. The woman stands there shaken for a moment, and then exclaims, "HOLY SHIT, IT WORKS!" |    |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > general - Tagged general , wishing well - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| The Zimbabwean election really has become a general election.........as it's the generals who decide who gets elected. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , robert mugabe , twat , general , election , morgan tvarasravsuirei - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months ago
| A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper, frown and say: "That's not it." This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier examined. A military psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged and wrote out his discharge from the army and handed it to the soldier, who picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it." | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > War - Tagged general , soldier , psychologist , army - Current Score: 15 - Added: 6 months ago
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