Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| I've got a friend who's a female private investigator. Or gynaecologist, as he likes to be called. |    |
Joke by Sticky, in Jokes with no home > Gynacologist - Tagged gynecologist , gynaecologist , female , vagina , genitals - Current Score: 169 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side-effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you’ve been giving me have really helped, but I`m afraid that you’re giving me too much. I’ve started growing hair in places that I’ve never grown hair before." The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?" "On my balls." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged balls , genitals - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A man walks into a bar with a crocodile and says "I'm going to put my penis and testicles into this crocodile's mouth and after 30 seconds I'll take them out and you can all buy me a drink for watching it." So the guy puts his privates in the crocodile's mouth for 30 seconds, then he picks up a nearby whisky bottle, pours whisky on the crocodile and lights it. The croc opens its mouth to scream and he takes his genitals out, and gives a bow then stuffs them away. As he enjoys his drinks he says "I'll buy anyone here 10 drinks if they do it." The bar goes quiet. A few seconds later a little old lady says "I'll try but you must promise not to set me on fire." | |
Joke by RoflCopter, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged fire , penis , testicles , crocodile , whisky , genitals , bar - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year ago
| A man goes to see his doctor because of a sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his genitals in the window. "What does this have to do with my throat?" the guy asks. "Nothing, I just hate those Paki neighbours." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , sore throat , dick , genitals , paki , muslim , neighbours - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| Where are the genitals on an elephant? On its feet! Because if it steps on you, you're fucked! | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged elephant , genitals - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
gartnavel got buried to -6. Reveal Joke
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.07ms doing 8 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 1.84% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel