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| I'm a true gentleman in the bedroom: Women and children first. |    |
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedo , paedophilia , paedophile , gentleman , ladies first , lady , bedroom , polite , politeness - Current Score: 143 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| When does a black gentleman become a nigger? When he's out of earshot. | |
Joke by theblueoysterbar, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , black , gentleman - Current Score: 135 - Added: 7 months, 26 days ago
| When does a black gentleman become a nigger? When he can't hear you. | |
Joke by savagebutchery, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , black , gentleman , coon - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| I was outside Tesco yesterday when a woman came out with her arms full of shopping. Suddenly a big gust of wind blew her skirt up, showing she was not wearing any underwear. Dropping all the bags in an attempt to cover herself up, she looked at me and angrily said, "you're certainly no gentleman" "That's funny," I replied, "I was thinking exactly the same thing." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged gentleman , shopping , exactly , same , skirt , underwear , bags - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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