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| Try saying 'halal meat' without sounding like a Geordie greeting someone. |    |
Joke by bighairybollocks, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged geordie , halal meat , newcastle , dialects , howay the lads - Current Score: 130 - Added: 3 months ago
| General Custer is standing on a hill overlooking the Little Big Horn. In the distance he can hear Sitting Bull's braves pounding on their drums. He turns to a little Geordie soldier in his ranks, "listen" he says, "they have war drums." The Geordie replies, "why, man! The fuckin', thievin' bastards..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged geordie , drums , war , thievin , big , horn , custer - Current Score: 83 - Added: 3 months ago
| My wife has started visiting a new hairdressers run by a Geordie girl. Today my wife asked for a 'perm'. The Geordie girl started, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged geordie , perm , hairdressers , poem - Current Score: 70 - Added: 2 months ago
| Paul Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act Apparently, he was seen to be running round St James Park in Newcastle in a black and white shirt shouting "We're going to win the league"! | |
Joke by foxystoat, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged paul gascoigne , gascoigne paul , geordie - Current Score: 24 - Added: 8 months, 27 days ago
| Newcastle United have made a sizeable sum available to buy new players. They're opening Joe Kinnear's swearbox. | |
Joke by Chalky, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged newcastle , newcastle united , football , geordie - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month ago
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