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| Why don't Scouse girls like to marry Geordie blokes? They don't want their kids growing up too idle to go out stealing! |    |
Joke by Combat Rock, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged scousers , geordies - Current Score: 25 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago
| What's the difference between Shannon Matthews & Newcastle United? Newcastle United are still being raped every week. | |
Joke by DoleDosser, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged shannon matthews , newcastle , united , utd , geordies - Current Score: 13 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| YOU NEED TO SAY THIS IN A GEORDIE ACCENT! A Geordie went to his doctor and said, "hey, Doc, I've got a problem with me shit! It smells of chocolate and coconut!" And the Doc replied, "well, it's bounty man!" | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Sex and shit > Chocolate - Tagged doctors , shit , geordies , coconut , chocolate - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| What's long and hard and fucks Geordies up? Primary school | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged geordies , school - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
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