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George Bush spoke out against the invasion of Georgia today saying: "Russia has invaded a sovereign state...such an action is not acceptable in the 21st century."

Who said Americans can't do irony?
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Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia - Tagged george w bush , georgia , russia , iraq , irony , americans  - Current Score: 240 - Added: 3 months ago

So Gary Glitter has been released from prison,

Russia are invading Georgia,

And it looks like we might be heading for another recession,

And just when you think it's all doom and gloom,

there is a ray of hope...

.. At least Jade Goody has Cancer.

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Joke by Kaine, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , cancer , gary glitter , russia , georgia  - Current Score: 153 - Added: 3 months ago

Overheard today at the airport check in desk, from a loud American couple-

" Ma'm, are you sure it is still safe to fly to Atlanta? Only we hear that the Russians have been attacking Georgia."
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Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , american , georgia , usa , russia , dumb , airport  - Current Score: 79 - Added: 3 months ago

I went downstairs this morning and there was a letter on the mat saying "To The Occupier".

So I forwarded it to Russia.
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Joke by Aspen, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia - Tagged georgia , russia  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months ago

With the tense stand off between Russia and Georgia, France's president today announced an unconditional surrender just in case !I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia - Tagged georgia , russia , surrender , france  - Current Score: 53 - Added: 3 months ago

The Georgian government today denied any attempt to outdo the Beijing Olympic firework display...I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged georgia , olympics , fireworks , chinese  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months ago

BREAKING NEWS:

Russia have just announced plans to pull out of Georgia.

The French were the first to commend the action.
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia - Tagged russia , georgia , war , french  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago

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