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| I can't fucking stand Mark Lawrenson. If I want someone to constantly interrupt my enjoyment of the football with pointless, witless, ill-informed shite then I'll get a girlfriend. |    |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged football , girlfriend , liverpool , euro 2008 , germany , spain , german , spanish - Current Score: 228 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| What did France used to be called ? Germany, until the Brits saved them. | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged france , french , germany - Current Score: 223 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| I was watching the final on Sunday with a bunch of Italians-at first they were all supporting Germany, but they all changed sides half way through when Germany started losing. Who says history doesn't repeat itself? | |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged world war two , italians , cowards , wops , dagos , football , euro 2008 , sides , germany , spain , history - Current Score: 128 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| I was in a truck stop listening to two long-distance truck drivers complaining of the increase of traffic on the roads. One said he can remember his Father telling him about how he used to leave Amsterdam on a Monday, drive to the south of Italy, make his delivery and be back home on Tuesday evening. The second said his Father used to leave Cherbourg on a Monday, down to the south of Portugal and back by Tuesday lunchtime. At this juncture I had to chip in "my Dad told me that he would leave the south of England on a Monday evening, go to Hamburg, drop his load and he'd be back in England early on Tuesday!" "Fuck me" exlaimed the other two "what the fuck was he driving?" "I think it was a called a Lancaster." | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > World War II - Tagged lorry drivers , cafatildecopy , germany , amsterdam , cherbourg - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| Why don't Jews shower? They're not falling for that again! | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jews , hollocaust , germany , gas , death , shower - Current Score: 89 - Added: 6 months ago
| How does Hitler like his Juice in the morning? Concentrated. | |
Joke by Toastie, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged holocaust , juice , jews , germany - Current Score: 66 - Added: 9 months ago
| What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew? A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower. | |
Joke by marcusa458, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged jew , nazi , hitler , jewish , religion , germany , shower , soap - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 months ago
| I'm really into Polish women. Every night I go out dressed as Germany and invade them. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Sex and shit > One Liners - Tagged germany , polish , women , dressed - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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