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| All castles had one major weakness. The enemy used to get in through the gift shop. |    |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Hells Angels - Tagged castle , gift , medieval , binso - Current Score: 162 - Added: 2 months ago
| My Dad came in to my room one night and said to me "Son, Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present." I said to him "For fucks sake dad you mean you haven't got me anything for my birthday again." | |
Joke by csw2342, in Jokes with no home > Birthday - Tagged present , birthday , jimm carr , dad , tomorrow , god , gift - Current Score: 145 - Added: 2 days ago
| I told the wife I was going to get her diamonds for Christmas. She said nothing would please her more. So I'm getting her nothing instead. | |
Joke by tony.t, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged gift , joke , cunt , all , twats , fuck all , slag , bitch , whore , everything - Current Score: 91 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas. It's such a joy to watch their faces light up! | |
Joke by lot9, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged christmas , xmas , present , gift , moustache , disguise , petrol , fire , burn , family - Current Score: 82 - Added: 11 months ago
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