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| My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen, That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old. |    |
Joke by issachunt, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged cock , girlfriend , paedophile , sex - Current Score: 1044 - Added: 8 months ago
| My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that. | |
Joke by Exeter, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , listen , complain , jack dee - Current Score: 1022 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine. | |
Joke by slider1874, in Sex and shit > Relationships - Tagged relationship , longterm , jim jeffries , girlfriend - Current Score: 911 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| My ex-girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it, I swear you can smell the ocean. | |
Joke by Grave, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged tattoo , girlfriend - Current Score: 517 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you." "Why, because you miss me?" "No, because it keeps me from coming too fast." | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged girlfriend , come , ejaculation - Current Score: 382 - Added: 1 year ago
| My girlfriend pulled up a chair earlier and said, "we need to talk about our future." I said, "yeah, it's gonna be fucking mental - we'll have flying cars, shiny silver suits, holidays on the moon!" I'm now single. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , future - Current Score: 382 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
| My girlfriend dumped me last week just after I broke my wrist. Right when I needed her the most! | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged dump , wife , girlfriend , dumped , broke , broken , wrist , wank , wanker - Current Score: 256 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| A young couple had just had great sex. When they were finished, she looked in the box of condoms, but there were only six left out of twelve, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them." Later, she then approached one of her Male friends, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he said. "You mean you've actually wanked with a condom before?" she asked. "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend." | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged wank , masturbate , lie , girlfriend , condom - Current Score: 238 - Added: 2 months ago
| I can't fucking stand Mark Lawrenson. If I want someone to constantly interrupt my enjoyment of the football with pointless, witless, ill-informed shite then I'll get a girlfriend. | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged football , girlfriend , liverpool , euro 2008 , germany , spain , german , spanish - Current Score: 228 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| Before we broke up my last girlfriend screamed at me "I never want to see you again!". So I replaced her eye drops with battery acid. | |
Joke by drnano, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , break up - Current Score: 203 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago
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