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| Have you noticed how gay guys are normally quite well off? I suppose it's because they don't have fucking girlfriends. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriends , gay , brendon burns - Current Score: 211 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| I always try and date homeless girls. It's easier to get them to stay over. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Homeless - Tagged girlfriends , homeless - Current Score: 150 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| I read in a magazine that it is a good thing in a relationship to keep a few secrets. I have plenty - Sarah, Joanne, Amy, Louise.... | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged girlfriends , adultery , cheating , secrets , relationship - Current Score: 56 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago
| 8 Things Girls should say to Guys. 1. I'm bored let's shave my pussy. 2. Have you had enough to drink? 3. That fart was great, do another. 4. Of course I'll swallow it I love it. 5. No that's OK, you drink beer & watch porn, I'll do the washing up. 6. Just for a change pop it up me arse? 7. How about you get that girl from work to join us? 8. Marriage? No way! Carlsberg don't do girlfriends... | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged girls , carlsberg , swallow , pussy , beer , girlfriends - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I'm not racist. I used to go out with a girl who was half-black. She fucked up my life. always nagging and making me take her out. I was skint by the time the relationship had ended. Wow, that sounded quite pessimistic. I'll start again. I used to go out with girl who was half-white... | |
Joke by binso, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , white , girl , girlfriends , racist - Current Score: 11 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
| What do you do if a bird craps on your car? Dump her... | |
Joke by selby, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriends , birds , dumping - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| My girlfriend said to me the other day "I want to help you, but you never even talk to me, let alone tell me whats wrong. Sometimes I feel as if you're building a brick wall around yourself." I corrected her by saying that it was actually sound resistant foam, and that I was building it around her. That should shut her the hell up. | |
Joke by cb, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriends , nagging , always moaning , never stop talking , cyanide and happiness - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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