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| Some girls beg & some girls borrow, Some girls lead & some girls follow, Some bring joy & some bring sorrow, But all the best girls suck then swallow. |    |
Joke by rampant, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged girls , blowjob - Current Score: 232 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Being at school is difficult. Being surrounded by attractive young girls and then trying to hide your erection to avoid embarrassment. Yeah, I'd have to say it's tough being a primary school teacher. | |
Joke by MattTS, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged school , teacher , paedo , girls , erection - Current Score: 117 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"! Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop" Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans" Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size" She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways" Mum took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA. The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mum fainted! | |
Joke by maine787, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged girls , married , sex - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year ago
| I must apologise to all Americans who happen to be out there reading these jokes, we must never forget that Americans, like most other people, are needed. They are needed for entertainment, target practice, setting the standards for international IQ's, providing weapons to middle east countries, spreading mass panic at airports (although Muslims helped), and last but equal to all else - providing easy girls to fuck! | |
Joke by Widow Maker, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged middle east , weapons , girls , americans , iq , airports , muslim - Current Score: 58 - Added: 6 months ago
| A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only twenty pounds." "Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity". "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "fuck me, a new brothel and a new madam". "I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the womantrying not to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "Un fucking-believable: a new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes," complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home. "In-fucking-credible: a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients.... How ya doin', Dave?" | |
Joke by DanMan, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged brothel , parrot , girls , prostitutes - Current Score: 56 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| What's the best thing about a ten year old girl? Flip her over and you've got a ten year old boy. What's the best thing about a ten year old boy? No need to flip. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , gay , paedo , kid , kids , child , children , girl , boy , girls , boys , young , flip - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Why is Santa Claus always smiling? Because he knows where all the bad girls live. | |
Joke by exce, in Jokes with no home > Santa - Tagged sex , girls , santa claus - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| One day three teenage girls were driving along when they had a terrible accident and died. They were all sent to heaven. At the gates, they met St. Peter. He said to them, "Welcome to Heaven. There is only one rule here, don't step on the ducks, don't bother them, just leave them alone. If you do bother them in any way you will be handcuffed to the ugliest person in Heaven for all eternity." The first teen thought that this was rather funny and in all her laughter stepped back almost falling over. "QUACK!" She had stepped on a duck and so she was handcuffed to the ugliest person in heaven. The other two teens walked around Heaven constantly torturing their unlucky friend. As fate would have it the second teen stepped on a duck also. She was handcuffed to the second ugliest person in Heaven. The two girls sat moping at the fact that they were chained to these people for eternity. The next day they saw the third teen, she was handcuffed to the most gorgeous guy they had ever seen. She looked at them, realizing their questioning eyes, and said, "He stepped on a duck." | |
Joke by Gobshite, in Religion and racism > Heaven - Tagged ducks , heaven , girls - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Wise old saying: Girls who use their heads can stop the population explosion. | |
Joke by peeps, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged girls , population , heads - Current Score: 38 - Added: 9 months, 26 days ago
| I don't know, the young girls of today, all they want to do is be groped, touched, spoken dirty to and generally sexually abused ............................... Don't they? | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged abused , dirty , groped , girls - Current Score: 36 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
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