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| Amy Winehouse went to Glastonbury last weekend. Poor Amy had to wade through dirt, needles, rubbish and people lying around everywhere... ... just to leave her flat. |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged amy winehouse , glastonbury , dirt , rubbish , junky , heroin , ugly , graham norton - Current Score: 184 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| A hippy is hitch-hiking to Glastonbury when a lorry pulls over and picks him up. They sit in silence for 15 minutes until the hippy says, "well, aren't you gonna ask?" "Ask you what?" says the rough looking driver. "If I'm a boy or a girl," says the hippy. "Don't matter.....I'm gonna fuck you anyway!" says the driver. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged driver , hippy , glastonbury - Current Score: 29 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
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