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Gary Glitter....

He would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
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Joke by Kezmo, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , scooby , doo , kids , paedophilia  - Current Score: 230 - Added: 3 months ago

What do Gary Glitter and a Kodak film have in common?

They both come in a small yellow box.
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Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , box , yellow , come , cum , gary , glitter  - Current Score: 153 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

I've just sold my house for £250,000.........the council are going to go fucking mental.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by garrygwizz, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged council , house , mental , gary , glitter  - Current Score: 153 - Added: 2 months ago

Why did Gary Glitter grow a goatee beard?

At least this way when he licks a cunt, there's hair around it.
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Joke by craig wright, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged glitter , beard , cunt  - Current Score: 134 - Added: 3 months ago

I hope Gary Glitter grows his hair back before his inevitable comeback tour. At the moment, with his big bald head and huge beard, he looks like a fucking paedophile.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ghost, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , kids , up the arse , paedophile , cunt , twat , ugly , queer  - Current Score: 133 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and his songs?

Nothing, they both touched me when I was young.
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Joke by doubletee, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , touched , paedo , difference , young , songs  - Current Score: 126 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago

What sparkles like a diamond, and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring?

Gary Glitter.
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Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , gary , glitter , school , school girl , ring , girl , small , diamond  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Tom Cruise, his wife and kids have invited Gary Glitter to a sail out on their luxury yacht until all of the heat dies down. Gary is delighted. "I can't wait to come on a little cruise," he said.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by The Slipperman, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , glitter , tom cruise , yacht  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago

A man is casually strolling through an Asian desert when he discovers a black lamp. For the hell of it, he rubs the lamp, and to his surprise an evil-looking genie pops out.

"Hello master," says the genie. "I can now grant you three evil wishes."

"Wow," the man says. "What's the catch?"

"Your first wish must be for revenge," says the evil genie.

"OK, Jade Goody has annoyed me countless times on the TV," says the man. "I wish she gets cancer. That'll teach her."

"It is done," the genie obeys. "Your second wish must give comeuppance in an evil manner."

"Fine. Kerry Katona has far too much money, and she's a fucking awful mother. I wish she becomes bankrupt."

"It is done," grants the genie. "Your third and final wish must frustrate millions."

"I wish to get a plane back to the UK."

"It is done, Mr. Glitter."
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Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged jade goody , kerry katona , bankrupt , cancer , genie , wishes , three , evil , gary , glitter , paedo , paedophille  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago

Graphic warnings will appear on cigarette packets this week including rotting teeth, a corpse, and a body cut open.

On sweet cigarette packets the warnings will be pictures of Gary Glitter, Michael Jackson and Ian Huntley
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Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Cigarettes Packets - Tagged glitter , cigarettes , michael jackson , sweets  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months ago

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