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| For Sale- One glove. Genuine reason for sale: caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia. |    |
Joke by erniehill, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged hand mutilation , saudi , crime , criminal , glove - Current Score: 51 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Two police women are out on the beat with a police dog on a cold winters night, one says "I'm fucking freezing, I've only gone and left my knickers in the locker room back at the station", the other says "Well, Rover the sniffer dog is very well trained, let him have a whiff of your minge, and then he will go back to the station and retrieve your knickers for you", so the dog has a sniff, and off he goes, 10 minutes later the dog comes back...........with the chief superintendent's fucking glove! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , rover , dog , knickers , glove , locker , minge , sniffer , chief - Current Score: 40 - Added: 10 months, 23 days ago
| A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove." (Peter Kay) | |
Joke by pigsick, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged man , office , penis , glove - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year ago
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