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| Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied. 'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' She didn't crack a smile.'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. 'What's so funny?' he asked 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!' Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working! |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Old - Tagged old , lady , dentist , condoms , latex , gloves , ladies - Current Score: 57 - Added: 8 months, 15 days ago
| What has the Spurs goalkeeper and Michael Jackson got in common? They both wear gloves for no apparent reason | |
Joke by Boc, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged spurs , michael jackson , football , gloves - Current Score: 42 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| Top selling Halloween costume this year? An OJ Simpson costume., But my shop is refusing to stock it? They are always being returned because the gloves don't fit. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > OJ Simpson - Tagged oj simpson , halloween , gloves , shop - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
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