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| I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down. |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged reading , glue , corny , tim vine - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A blonde is sick of being labled a 'dumb blonde' so goes to the hairdressers to buy a brunette wig. "How much are they?" she asks. "£30 plus the tax"' replies the hairdresser. "Forget the tax," she replies, "I'll use glue.." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Blonde - Tagged blonde , wig , tax , glue - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Two prostitutes were chatting. The first said, "Last night I made 500 quid and I feel like a bottle of friggin champagne." The second replies"Well, last night I made 5000 quid and I feel like a pot of fucking glue!" | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged pro , glue , champagne , 5000 - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
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