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| What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with Cinderella? Spurs goalkeeper, Huerelho Gomes. Scared of crosses and never gets to the ball! |    |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged spurs , goalkeeper , football - Current Score: 49 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Why do Liverpool goalkeepers never catch the ball? It's Scouse tradition never to touch something for long enough to leave fingerprints. | |
Joke by Hobbit Fucker, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged scouser , liverpool , football , goalie , goalkeeper , criminal , dole sponger , dss , giro , thieving git , shell suit , our barry , our garry , our terry , cilla black , jimmy tarbuck , john , paul , george , ringo , everton , liverbirds , ferry cross the mersey , gerry and the pacemakers , robin - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Things are turning round at Tottenham... Usually the keeper picking the ball out of the net. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged tottenham , tottenham hotspur , spurs , goalkeeper , keeper - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
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