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A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
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Joke by preacher37, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged blow job , virgin , teeny bopper , gobstopper , balls deep  - Current Score: 181 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What's the difference between a dick and a gobstopper?

A gobstopper gets smaller the more you suck it.
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Joke by Chinese nigger, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged dick , gobstopper  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago

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