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| Today my girlfriend asked me, "Where is this relationship going?" I replied with, "Upstairs." |    |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged upstairs , relationship , girlfriend , bedroom , going - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| The Energizer Bunny, known best for 'going and going and going...' passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, some cunt put the battery in backwards and it kept coming and coming and coming... | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged energizer , going , medical , battery , coming - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Two 80 year old women are talking about their sex lives. "My old man's lost the urge and has a heart condition?" says the first one. The second one answers "Well, mine's still quite active, the only thing that spoils it a little, is that when he's near the vinegar stroke, he rolls his eyes and I can't help thinking - is he coming or is he going!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged sex over 80 , coming , going - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 months, 6 days ago
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