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| What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes THWACK! "Oh shit." The skydiver goes, "Oh shit," THWACK. |    |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Jokes with no home > Golf - Tagged golfer , skydiver - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| A guy goes out golfing for the first time with the club pro and they're standing on the first tee. "Now what do I do?" asks the beginner. "See down there about 350 yards? There's a flag. Just hit the ball toward the flag." Said the pro. "Okay." and without thinking... *WHACK!!!!* The ball shot like a rocket right toward the green, and eventually HIT the flag, wrapped up in it a bit, and dropped onto the green. The pro was stunned and they walked to the hole in silence. When they got there, the ball had landed a couple feet from the pin. "Now what do I do?" asked the beginner. "Uh. Well, you, uh. Hit it into the cup." said the pro. The beginner yelled, "Oh, great. NOW you tell me!" | |
Joke by yank, in Jokes with no home > Golf - Tagged golfer , beginner , luck , first time - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year ago
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