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| Half of relationships end because of bad sex. Mine however ended because of good sex... With another Woman. |    |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , good , bad , relationships , finger , woman - Current Score: 192 - Added: 5 months ago
| In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery. Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged amputation , disabled , woman , hospital , doctor , amputee , leg , arm , legs , arms , good , bad , news - Current Score: 60 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the difference between a battery and a chav? A battery has a positive side. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , battery , positive , negative , side , good , bad - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Overheard at the gynaecologist's surgery. "Hello Mrs Ellis, I have some great news for you! "It's Miss Ellis, not Mrs.!" "In that case, Miss Ellis, I have some bad news for you!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged miss , mrs , good , bad , news , classic , carry on up your cunt , matron , kenneth williams - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. They went to 60 games a year and even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. "Bob is that you?" Earl asked. "Of course it me," Bob replied. "This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?" Earl excitedly replies, "Tell me the good news first." "Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl." "Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?" "You're pitching tomorrow night." | |
Joke by joecorby, in Illness and mortality > Dead - Tagged baseball , death , friends , pitching , good , bad , news - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| If "All good things come in small packages..", How can Paedophilia be wrong? | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged kiddy messers , sayings , good , packages , special delivery , wrong - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago
| Just seen this joke by user MRMIdAS: "I view anal sex like eating cake with your cock. It doesn't serve a purpose and it looks disgusting." Might I just add that feels good, so long as you're not the cake? | |
Joke by Exu, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged anal sex , cock , cake , good - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 day ago
| Why do black people have such white teeth? Because everyone has a bit of good in them! | |
Joke by albazzar, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , white , teeth , good - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 week ago
| On reading the 'Hottest Joke Ever' and the current 'hilarious joke' by nathanjrb that is unbelievably being voted up at a fantastic rate and surely destine to be up there with the greats of all time ........ 'If you're an AMERICAN vote this joke DOWN If you're a BRIT vote this joke UP We'll settle this score fuckers!' leads me to post, 'What is the similarity between Sickipedia and one of Jack the Ripper's victims? Both have been hacked to fuck.' | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , tossers , hacking , a fucking , good , site - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 week ago
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