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| The government have published a guide for parents that will help them spot the tell- tale signs that their son is a gang member, I could save them a lot of money here,by just asking the parents one question. "Is your son black?" |    |
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged government , guide , parents , telltale , gang , member , money - Current Score: 219 - Added: 4 days ago
| Pythagoras' theorem: 24 words. The Lord's prayer: 66 words. Archimedes' Principle: 67 words. The 10 Commandments: 179 words. The Gettysburg address: 286 words. The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words. U.S. Government regulations on cabbage sales: 26,911 words | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > USA - Tagged usa , dumb , words , bandwagon , ameriva , government - Current Score: 215 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following statistics? 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 4 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year Which organization is this? It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. | |
Joke by ach-med, in Celebrity and news events > Politics - Tagged uk , government , politics - Current Score: 175 - Added: 7 months ago
| David Cameron's policy of 'Hug a hoodie' is fucking ridiculous. In fact, why stop there? Tickle a rapist. Wank-off a paedophile. | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > David Cameron - Tagged hoodie , rapist , paedo , government , as - Current Score: 171 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| I see the government has announced they're gonna put warnings on ciggies and alcohol in picture form... The fags are gonna have pictures of cancerous lungs, and the beer's gonna have pictures of fat birds. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Beer - Tagged beer , government , fat birds , beer goggles - Current Score: 124 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A new government states that all Muslims will now have to be buried 25 ft underground. Because, deep down, Muslims are nice people. | |
Joke by missy.moo, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged racism , muslim , government , paki - Current Score: 87 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| "Stop wasting food," Prime Minister Gordon Brown urged the British public today. "Any unwanted items may be forwarded to John Prescott," he added. | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged gordon brown , government , twats , fat bastard , john prescott , 8 ace - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was traveling home on the train today and I managed to get hold of a pretty girl's phone number... and her address...and her bank details... and her social security details... and her links to organised crime... My regards to the British Government. | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Government - Tagged british , girl , government , personal and crminal details found on train - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| The Government today announced new measures to keep the numbers of migrant workers down. Every 60 new foreigners now get a free coach trip to Alton Towers. | |
Joke by ben dover, in Celebrity and news events > Alton Towers - Tagged alton towers , ben dover , migrant workers , poles , double decker , crash , government , coach - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| In a populist move, the British Government is proposing charging a per-person tariff on firms employing workers from Eastern Europe to encourage them to take on more local employees. It will be called a Pole Tax. | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged poles , poland , government , tax - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
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