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I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.

She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.
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Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged english teacher , colon , grammar , anal sex , bumming  - Current Score: 967 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago

Some of the grammar on the internet is so bad and trust me it is important. Contemplate how one sentence can change rapidly even by changing a capital letter to a lower case...

Ben would always have to help his Uncle Jack off his horse...
Ben would always have to help his uncle jack off his horse...
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Joke by sparkyjcs, in Jokes with no home > Grammar - Tagged grammar , jack , horse , uncle  - Current Score: 163 - Added: 3 weeks ago

Capitlization is the difference between:

"I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse"

and

"I had to help my uncle jack off a horse"
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Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged grammar , beastiality , horse  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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