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| I was driving past my Gran's house today and saw 11 pints of milk on her doorstep. I thought, "she must be fucking thirsty today." |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Dead - Tagged gran , milk , dead - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 week ago
| We cleared out my gran's flat this morning, sorted out the good stuff and put it on eBay, and then went to the estate agents to put her flat on the market. She'll be well pissed off when she gets back from bingo. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Old people - Tagged gran , flat - Current Score: 152 - Added: 5 days ago
| My gran died last week. The funeral director said, "bury her with something she liked." As the coffin lowered into the ground, all we could hear was granddad shouting for help. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Funeral - Tagged funeral , gran , grandad , mickle - Current Score: 136 - Added: 5 months ago
| My gran said to me this morning, "what's the first sign of Alzheimer's?" I gave her the same answer I gave her yesterday. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , gran - Current Score: 85 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| My grandad likes to wear my nan's wedding ring on a chain around his neck. She's not dead, he just finds it funny to watch her looking for it. | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Grandma - Tagged grandad , gran - Current Score: 77 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was looking through some old photos last night when I came across one of my Gran on her wedding day. It wiped off easy enough. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Granny Shagger - Tagged gran , photo , cum - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 week ago
| My gran accidentally emailed me some sexual pictures today. It was so embarassing. I can't believe we did all that when we were drunk! | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Grandma - Tagged gran , sex - Current Score: 49 - Added: 5 months ago
| Since my lovely old gran turned senile, all she does all day is just stare through the window. I suppose one day I'll get round to letting her come in. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Illness and mortality > Senility - Tagged gran , senility , dementia , alzheimers - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month ago
| My gran always said when she died she wanted to go peacefully in her sleep. Pity she woke up while I was pressing the pillow down on her face. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Illness and mortality > Euthanasia - Tagged euthanasia , gran - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 month ago
| For years I've put up with my Gran saying "whatever doesn't kill you will only make you stronger" To put that theory to the test,yesterday I punched her in the face and kicked her in the cunt........pretty sure she's no stronger for it... | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged gran , kill , stronger - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months ago
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