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| I bought a German car the other day. My Dad told me he couldn't believe I'd do that after what my Grandfather had been through. Apparently, during the war, my Grandfather had a series of unreliable German cars. |    |
Joke by roandy, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged war , cars , grandfather , jack dee - Current Score: 95 - Added: 5 months ago
| I'm very proud of my Grandfather. He shot down two German planes. Admittedly that was in 1972 but you can never be too careful. | |
Joke by pdf1, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged german , plane , grandfather - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| When my grandfather was ill, my grandmother used to rub lard on his back. After that, he went downhill very quickly. | |
Joke by bleary, in Illness and mortality > Age - Tagged elderly , grandfather , lard - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| My Grandfather was a train driver for many years. During his career he got millions to their destination on time. Oh yes the train to Auschwitz station was never late,thanks to Grandad. | |
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged grandfather , train , driver , efficient , jews , destination - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I'll never forget what my grandfather said on his deathbed. "What are you doing with that pillow?" | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged grandfather , pillow , suffication - Current Score: 16 - Added: 19 hours ago
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