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Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Granny Shagger - Tagged granny , grandmother , grandad , senile , mistaken identity , biddy fiddler - Current Score: 153 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged birthday , grandma , grandmother - Current Score: 147 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the fuck she is. | ![]() |
Joke by whats the point, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged grandmother , walk - Current Score: 113 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
Joke by csw2342, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged nan , pill , smarties , alzeimers , old age , old people , sweets , mental illness , grandmother - Current Score: 104 - Added: 3 days ago
| I still remember the last thing that my old grandmother said to me... 'What the fuck are you doing with that hammer?'! | ![]() |
Joke by Katherine Boyle, in Illness and mortality > Ghosts - Tagged granny , grandmother , hammer , smells of wee - Current Score: 83 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| My grandmother gave me a wish. I could either have a long memory or a long penis. I can't remember my decision. | ![]() |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged penis , grandmother , memory - Current Score: 63 - Added: 10 months, 16 days ago
| What's the worst thing about going down on your Grandmother? Hitting the back of your head on the coffin lid. | ![]() |
Joke by Killing Joke, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged grandmother , coffin , head - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Barack Obama has just announced the death of his grandmother a day before the US Presidential election. Should've auditioned for X-Factor. | ![]() |
Joke by dandan, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged grandmother , xfactor , barack obama - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I really hope Obama gets in. Think how bad you'd feel knocking off your grandmother and it being all for nothing.. | ![]() |
Joke by qwertylos, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged grandmother , barack obama , election , usa - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 weeks ago
Joke by lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Whats The Difference... - Tagged racist , grandmother , yank , moustache , heavy , american , ten , pound - Current Score: 17 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
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