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| I went to the doctor's a few weeks back. I told him that I've just started seeing a gorgeous girl and I'm having trouble lasting more than a few minutes when I fuck her. He told me, "maybe it would help you last longer if you thought about something horrible when you get aroused, like naked grannies or dead children." It didn't work at all... now I have a terrible problem with premature ejaculation! |    |
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged premature , ejaculation , doctor , doctors , girl , sex , fuck , girlfriend , horrible , aroused , naked , old , grannies , dead , children - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| GRANNIES ON THE ROAD This could be some of us in a few years....or even now? Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seem s to be the problem?" The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken." "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127." | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged grannies , speeding - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's blue and fucks grannies? Pneumonia. | |
Joke by gusbbaker, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged disease , old , granny , grannies - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What is an old granny's favourite Led Zeppelin record? Stairlift to Heaven. | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged led zeppelin , grannies - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
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