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| Apparently the producers of Lost have found a new actor to cast in a leading role. It's Avram Grant. He has plenty of experience to bring to the role: Lost in the League Cup, Lost in the FA Cup, Lost in the Premier League, Lost in the Champions League and now Lost his job. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged chelsea , football , grant , avram grant , lost - Current Score: 44 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
| Out of respect for his mum, Frank Lampard will not be playing for Chelsea this weekend. Avram Grant was quoted as saying, "Frank will be making his usual contribution to the team." | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampards Mum - Tagged frank lampard's mum , frank lampard , chelsea , avram , grant - Current Score: 31 - Added: 7 months, 10 days ago
| One evening Avram Grant's phone rings. It's the fire brigade telling him that Stamford Bridge is on fire. "The cups!" shouts Grant. "Save the cups!" "Don't worry, sir," says the fireman. "The flames haven't got to the canteen yet." | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged football , grant , chelsea - Current Score: 27 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
| Avram Grant apparently feels betrayed. After an emotional press conference he also put it down to a display of anti-Semitism by the "corrupt Russian". He still remains adamant that Israel should've won Eurovision. | |
Joke by binso, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged avram grant , avram , grant , eurovision - Current Score: 5 - Added: 6 months, 9 days ago
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