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| Two women are on their way back from a night out when they get desperate for a piss. They're halfway through a graveyard and no one's around so they drop their pants and go behind a couple of gravestones, the first women wipes her fanny with her knickers and the second uses a wreath. The next day the husbands are at the pub and the first one says; "I'll have to keep an eye on my missus from now on, she went out last night and came back with no knickers on!" And the second replies; "That's nothing, mine came home with a card wedged halfway up her arse saying 'We'll always miss you, from all the lads at the station'!" |    |
Joke by Lippycunt, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , piss , knickers , graveyard , firemen , husband , wife - Current Score: 96 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A local snooker player died last week. His funeral was yesterday. Buried in front of him are a Pakistani, an African and a Jap. His wife moaned, "it's totally unfair, he's completely snookered behind the black, brown and yellow!!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged snooker , jap , african , pakistani , graveyard , funeral - Current Score: 78 - Added: 2 months ago
| After being examined by a doctor, the patient asks, "is this a rare illness doctor?" The doctor says, "not really, the graveyards are full of people who had it!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged rare illness , graveyard , patient - Current Score: 60 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| The wife came upto me after I got home from work and said "Thanks for the flowers, it was a lovely surprise." Damn fucking right it was a surprise, I haven't been to a graveyard for years. | |
Joke by Beavis, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , flowers , graveyard , surprise - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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