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| A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "we have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "we had great mathematicians." The Italian says, "we had the Roman Empire." And so on and so on for hours, until finally the Greek lights up and says, "we invented sex." The Italian nods slowly and thinks, then replies, "that is true, but it was Italians who introduced it to women." |    |
Joke by prydwen, in Sex and shit > Greek - Tagged italian , greek , sex , women , homosexuality - Current Score: 158 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago
| The Greek god Zeus was flying over a Greek island and noticed a naked woman washing herself, so he swooped down and made love to her. Then he said, "In 9 months you shall have a child and you shall call him Hercules!" And the woman replied "In 9 days you shall have a rash and you shall call it herpes." | |
Joke by Aye-same, in Religion and racism > Greek - Tagged greek , zeus , poor joke - Current Score: 93 - Added: 7 months, 12 days ago
| George devoted his entire life to the small Greek village in which he lived and, at 93 and on his death-bed, was soon to die in. He motioned to his great grandson to whisper his final words.... "Stavros", he said faintly, "You know the only bridge that leads into our tiny village? Well I designed, funded and built it, but they don't call me 'George the Bridge Builder'". "You know the town hospital? I designed and built that too, but they don't call me 'George the Hospital Builder'". "And the only church in town.... I built that too, and they don't call me 'George the Church Builder', but you get caught fucking just one goat......." | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged bestiality , goat , greek - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| So, it was the Queen and Prince Phillip's 60th wedding anniversary not so long ago. Imagine that, a German woman married to a Greek for 60 years. She must have an arse like a broken catflap. | |
Joke by ghost, in Celebrity and news events > Queen - Tagged queen , phillip , anniversary , arse , sex , catflap , greek , german , frankie boyle - Current Score: 46 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| What's the Greek Army's motto? Never leave your mate's behind. | |
Joke by captain slow, in Religion and racism > Greek - Tagged greek , army , gay - Current Score: 43 - Added: 8 months, 7 days ago
| A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes, the Greek guy says, "well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "we have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "we Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "but we built the Roman Empire" And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "we invented sex!" The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "that is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!" | |
Joke by Mongfoot, in Sex and shit > Greek - Tagged greek , italian , sex - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What is the definition of a Greek Gentleman? A man who takes the daughter of the family out at least four times before propositioning the younger brother. | |
Joke by SplodWangler, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay sex , greek - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A Jew, an Italian, and a Greek are riding in a car. The car slides off the road, crashing into a tree, killing all three of them. The next thing they know, they are all standing in front of God in heaven. God says to the Italian, “All you ever cared about was stuffing your face with pizza and pasta. But I’m willing to give you another chance; the next time you walk into a pizzeria, I’m sending you straight to hell!” Then he turns to the Greek and says, “ All you ever cared about was your orgies and your wild sex parties. But I’m willing to give you another chance; The next time you perform anal sex, you’re going straight to hell!” Then he says to the Jew, “All you ever were concerned with was saving money and digging around everywhere for loose change. But I’m willing to give you another chance; the next time you pick up a penny off the ground, I’m sending you straight to hell!” So the next thing they know they are all standing on the sidewalk. They start walking down the street and they pass a pizzeria. The Italian looks in the window and says, “Oh that pizza smells so good, I just got to have one slice!” He runs through the door and POOF! He disappears. The Greek and Jew walk down the street and the Jew notices a penny on the sidewalk. He thinks to himself, “Oh, look at that penny! I just got to have it!” He bends over to pick it up and POOF! the Greek disappears. | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Religion and racism > Greek - Tagged jew , italian , religon , greek , heaven - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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