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| Some tips for 4x4 drivers. 1. Don't bother investing in a personal number plate; No-one gives a fuck what your name is. 2. Those little stalks that are next to the steering wheel are "indicators." Use them occasionally. 3. Putting a "Princess on Board" sticker isn't cool, especially if the princess in question is Diana. She must really smell by now. 4. "Parent and Child" spaces aren't really for you if your child is 19, even if she weighs as many stone. 5. When parking, try to park in what we call "parking spaces". 6. Be sure to put a "Greenpeace" or a "Save the Earth" sticker on your bumper. Other drivers will enjoy the irony, even if you don't. 7. When people make "wanker" signs at you, it's because you are a wanker. Learn to live with it. |    |
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , 4x4 , wankers , princess , diana , wanker , greenpeace , parent , child , parking - Current Score: 114 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago
| I've just had a Charity appeal letter from Greenpeace. Apparently for two pounds a week, I can help save the environment. Why don't you stop sending me appeal letters, that will save a few trees you cunts? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Greenpeace - Tagged greenpeace , charity , save the trees , appeal - Current Score: 92 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
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