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| A man approaches the circus manager and tells him about his act. "I drink two litres of petrol, strap ten bars of dynamite around my waist, hold a grenade in each hand, climb into a cardboard box and then finally set fire to myself." "Wow! That's amazing," says the manager. "Could you please demonstrate it for me?" The man replies, "better not, I can only do it once." |    |
Joke by hahaha12345, in Jokes with no home > Circus - Tagged circus , dynamite , grenade , fire , petrol , box - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like fuck she has a grenade in her hand. | |
Joke by Snan, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , dumb , grenade - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year ago
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