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| What are the top 25 rejected children’s book titles? 1. Daddy drinks because you cry 2. Garfield gets feline leukemia 3. What is that dog doing to that other dog? 4. How to dress sexy for grownups 5. Why can’t Mr. fork and Mrs. Electrical outlet be friends? 6. You were a mistake 7. Strangers Have the Best Candy 8. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 9. Some Kittens Can Fly! 10. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 11. The Children's Guide to Hitchhiking 12. Dad's New Wife John 13. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games 14. 101 Fun games to Play in the Road 15. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear 16. The Little Golden Book of Electrical Wiring 17. Creatures Under The Bed: A Bedtime Story 18. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet 19. Chemistry from Under the Kitchen Sink 20. That’s it; I’m Putting You Up for Adoption 21. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 22. Your Nightmares Are Real 23. Where Would You Like to be Buried? 24. Timmy’s The Wrong Colour To Be Your Friend 25. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You’re Not A Sissy |    |
Joke by Cleveland, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged sick , kids , gross - Current Score: 184 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| An English teacher said to her pupils, "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is cool, the other is gross." From the back of the class comes a voice calls out, "So, what are the words?" | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Jokes with no home > Teacher - Tagged cool , gross , teacher , school , classroom - Current Score: 163 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| A couple are snogging away when suddenly the woman breaks off and says "Ooh, I think you just passed me your chewing gum." The bloke replies "Ah, sorry, I've got bronchial asthma." | |
Joke by Monty Propps, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged kiss , asthma , snog , sex , sick , phlegm , snot , couple , gross - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A man and his friend stop by the local pub after work. He loses track of time, looks at his watch and sees its 11:00. He says, “Oh shit! My wife’s going to kill me! I’ve got to get home.” His buddy says, “Relax, try what I do. Whenever I’m out too late, I just sneak into the house, tiptoe up the stairs, quietly slip into bed, and go down on my wife. She‘ll be so happy, she‘ll forget about you being out too late.” The guy thanks him, leaves, and follows his friend’s advice. He sneaks into the house, slips under the covers and goes to work. When he’s finished, he gets up to use the bathroom. He opens the door and is shocked to see his wife sitting on the toilet. He screams, “What the hell are you doing in here!” The wife says, “Be quiet! Grandma’s sleeping in the other room!” | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged drunk , sex , gross - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man walks down the street and sees a sign outside of a restaurant advertising that the chef will prepare anything no matter how unusual it might be. The man walks inside and tells the waiter, "I want a big steaming plate of shit." The waiter replies, "I'm sorry sir, we can't do that, that's impossible." The man reminds him about what the sign out front said. The waiter sighs and says says he will go and talk to the chef. The waiter goes back to the kitchen and explains the man's odd request. The chef agrees and he and the waiter drop their trousers and shit on a plate. The waiter takes the plate out to the man. Five minutes later, the waiter returns to the kitchen covered from head to toe in shit. The chef asks, "What the hell just happened?" The waiter replies, "He said there was a hair in it!" | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged shit , gross , restaurant - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| You know she's sucked your cock enough when semen replaces her tears | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged gross , tears , semen - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| What's grosser than gross? Finding a pubic hair in your Bloody Mary. | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Pubic hair - Tagged pubic hair , gross , bloody mary - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I used to think syphillis tasted like peppermint... ...turns out it was just the ointment. | |
Joke by Cleveland, in Sex and shit > Sexual Diseases - Tagged std , sex , disease , gross - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
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