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Can anyone else think of a use for multi-purpose compost, other than growing plants in it?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by furiousg, in Jokes with no home > Garden - Tagged multipurpose , compost , growing , plants  - Current Score: 105 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Little Johnny catches a glimpse of his pregnant mum in just her bra and pants.

"Why is your tummy so large?" he asks.

"Mummy has a baby growing in there" she replies.

He thinks for a minute, then says "So what's growing up your arse?"
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Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged ass , baby , large , pregnant , growing  - Current Score: 33 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago

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