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A little boy is walking down the street after school when a car pulls up.
The window goes down and a man from inside says "Do you want to get in the car with me?"
The little boy looks at him in a confused manner, and then proceeds to walk on.
Three minutes later, further down the road, the car pulls up again.
The window goes down and the man speaks "Ok then, I'll give you a packet of sweets if you get in the car with me".
The little boy looks at him, this time rather agitated, but continues to walk on.
Again, three minutes later, the car pulls up.
The window goes down and the man says "Look! I'll give you £10 and two packets of sweets if you get in the car with me."
The little boy stops. He looks at the man and says "Look dad, you're the one who bought the fucking Skoda so live with it!". |  |
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