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The government have published a guide for parents that will help them spot the tell- tale signs that their son is a gang member.

I could save them a lot of money here by just asking the parents one question:

"Is your son black?"
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Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged government , guide , parents , telltale , gang , member , money  - Current Score: 255 - Added: 3 months ago

We went on a tour of England and was taken to Runnymede, the guide told us it was where the barons made King John sign the Magna Carta.

I asked the guide when this happened, and he repied "1215"

An American piped up from the back, "God damn it Honey, we've missed it by half an hour."
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Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged runnymede , magna carta , 1215 , guide , half , hour , barons  - Current Score: 124 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago

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