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| I broke my G-string yesterday while fingering a minor. To be fair, I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door. Never mind, I'll just have to buy new strings. |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged finger , gstring , guitar , minor , heavens door - Current Score: 136 - Added: 3 months ago
| My mother's a gullible old dear, so when she asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I wrote out a list. She spent hours at the shopping centre trying to find an air guitar, and a fanny magnet. But she wasn't fooled at all by my request for the book; "French Military Victories." | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Mother - Tagged mother , birthday , shopping , guitar , fanny , book , french - Current Score: 134 - Added: 1 month ago
| The police are after me, they need a new guitarist. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , the , guitar - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Who's everyone's favourite guitar hero? Mine is anyone who smashes up James Blunt's guitar. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > James Blunt - Tagged james blunt , guitar , hero - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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