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A Texan walks into a bar full of black people and yells, "Yee-haw! I love you crazy-assed niggers"
The place went silent. One big man walked over to the Texan and said, "Say, WHAT? Motherfucker?"
"That's the other thing I like 'bout you niggers." laughed the Texan, "Y'all can't hear!"
That was it. The big black guy barked, "Step outside, cracker!" and they went out to the alley.
"Now, I'm gonna cut you, sucka!" hissed the black guy as he pulled out a huge knife.
The Texan laughed, "That's the other thing I like 'bout you niggers. Ya always bringin' knives at gunfights." |  |
I went into a Pub in Brixton last night and I shouted
"All you Niggers are cunts"
This Nigger came up to me and said "What did you just say?"
I shouted "Not only are you cunts but you're deaf as well"
He offered me outside where he pulled this fucking big blade on me,
I said to him: " See, I told you you're all Cunts,
Fancy bringing a Knife to a Gunfight!" |  |
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